What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 12:50

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Have you been with a stranger yet?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.